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I can’t believe I’m funny and good looking like where does it end?

If they talk behind your back, fart.

I act like I don’t care but deep down, I actually don’t care.

I am healthy, I am wealthy, I am rich and I am that bitch.

Did you drink enough water today you stupid bitch?

Live, laugh, leave me alone.

Kinda rude that you’re not in love with me but ok.

Making my way downtown, walking fast, waist is snatched and my ass is fat.

Brb returning to my wild state.

The “p” in my name stands for patience that’s why it’s not there.

Not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb.

Ass little but it jiggle.

I want to thank me for believing in me.

No ifs just butts.

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Girl math is figuring out which day to wash your hair so it lines up with your plans.

Lacking in vitamin U.

I will succeed because I am psychotic.

Sorry for having a fat ass and correct opinions.

I was not made to drive, I was made to be a passenger princess.

You have to believe you deserve good things and you have to love yourself.

Well done for getting through the day while carrying that dump truck.

I went to the fridge to get a snack and you weren’t there.

Tell your dog I said hi.

You’re handling things better than you used to.

Just incase no one told you today, I am beautiful.

Work is silly because what’s a beautiful woman like me doing here.

I just feel like I’ve outgrown the idea of employment.

I will succeed because I am insane.

All I want are cuddles but all I get are struggles.

This is how I’ve chosen to express my love for you.

I don’t want to girlboss anymore, I just want to girlnap and girlchill.

I don’t gossip, I just do unpaid investigative journalism.

Not all angels are in heaven, I for example am at home.

I can’t believe I’m wasting my hottest years sending emails.

Today’s yoga pose is downward spiral.

I know I’m pretty but tell me again.

I work hard but I snack harder.

Fuck around and find out.

I reject this promotion I’m tired of being an adult.

How am I? Mentally unwell.

Be good, be kind, be brave, be different.

Stop rescheduling joy.

Dear diary, I accidentally woke up sexy again.

Whats the most expensive thing you’re wearing? My brain.

In the world of hahas I am a hehe.

Remember the days you prayed for the things you have now.

I am my own mitochondria, I am the powerhouse.

Never half ass what you can full ass.

I must be constipated, the way I don’t give a shit.

Two delulu besties telling each other “exactly”.

Too cute to care.

Bit of a mess but doing my best.

I am my own muse. I amuse myself.

Never fast, always furious.

Never fast, always furious.

You like bad boys? I’m bad at everything.

You are here and you are loved.

Hey so does anyone what the fck.

Due to low iron, I’ll always fall for you.

Not a single thought exists behind these cute eyes.

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Of course I get myself whatever I want, I love me.

Go where you’re celebrated, not where you’re tolerated.

Just a badass with a good ass.

Full time fairy. (back)

Full time fairy. (front)

Ass fat, titties right, pussy tight, pockets heavy.

If angels don’t exist, how do you explain me.

My struggles may be chronic but my ass is iconic.

Don’t be mad that I’m doing me better than you’re doing you.

I’m just a silly little guy.

I treat myself like I am the love of my life.

I don’t know I’m just a baby.

My brain is lacking, but my ass is packing.

Waiting for my food, not your text.

May you see all of your happiest days.

I dressed up because I can’t afford to feel dumb and ugly on the same day.

Life may be chewing me up and shitting me out but I’m built like a piece of corn.

No thoughts just vibes.

My style has developed.

People pleasing is over, become unacceptable.

Even baddies get saddies.

Staying delulu is the solulu.

How are you? I’m successful, how are you?

The horrors persist but so do I.

You will get to where you need to be.

I identify as a threat my pronouns are try/me.

I am loved because I am love.

Floor time is the best time.

I’m just a baby.

I’m doing my best and I’m trying my hardest.

Self diagnosed baddie.

I am one big intrusive thought.

You deserve to be loved out loud.

Living the soft life.

Freak on the streets.

I am that woman.

It’s never a me problem

Theres never a bad day to have a good day.

I know good things are coming my way.

I don’t take bullshit, I only take cash or credit.

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. It’s your day, ruin it yourself.

Am I in love? No I’m in the kitchen.

I am a damsel and I’m not even in distress.

Happy looks good on you.

Mentally sick but physically thicc.

Entering my young and rich era.

Everyone is going through something you don’t see.

Keep breathing if you think I’m cute.

Born to vibe, forced to grind.

Please be nice I’m just a new born adult.

Just had a shower and i’m brand spankin new.

All your trauma is just character development for your happy ending.

I just wanna look good naked.

Not flirting, just hot and talking.

Some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked.

Bb stands for bad bitch.

Sometimes I forget to struggle.

Quitting my job to be a full time bitch.

Are you looking at me? I know, I look at me too.

You’ve come so far, take that in.

It’s time for you to be happy again.

Who wants to look basic when you can look stunning.

If you love me, feed me.

Smile at someone today, make somebody happy.

It takes strength to walk tall and be happy.

I accidentally woke up sexy and smart.

My 30s are for being pretty and having fun.

My 20s are for being pretty and having fun.

Still alive but suffering greatly.

Making snow angels in my sheets.

Thank you, sometimes I impress myself too.

Feeling good and looking better.

You don’t have to be perfect to be loved.

Sometimes i'm like o damn i'm kinda hot.

I accidentally woke up gorgeous, again.

I don't chase, i attract.

I'm too pretty to work.

Looking paid and pretty.

If i was meant to be controlled, i would have come with a remote.

My standards are high because I can provide everything I require.

If i'm too much, go look for less.

I am my own sugar daddy.

I'm not crazy, you're just basic.

I don't like it when people stare at me but i understand.

Entering my villain era.

I know looks aren't everything, but I have them just incase.

I'm all 24 karats of gold.

My fingers were made for counting money.

I don't care is my new life motto.

Did you know I am one of your biggest fans.

You don't compete where you don't compare.

Feeling cute, as usual.

My tummy don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I didn't change. I evolved, bitch.

When in doubt, slut drop it out.

Feeling immaculate.

Me enjoying my own company.

My body was built for spa days.

It's a great day to have a great day.

I am not chasing the bag, the bag is chasing me.

Of all the places I could be, I just want to be here with you.

Absolutely not.

Material gworl.

I am violently happy today.

You are not alone.

Bitch, you flawless.

If you don't like me, it's because i don't want you to.

I'm way too fine to be this stressed.

You've been so strong through all of your silent battles.

Don't listen to people who aren't feeding you, fckng you, or financing you.

Using negative feelings as ammo for success.

Happiness isn't out there, it's living inside you rend free.

When you're overthinking, write. When you're underthinking, read.

I exude luxury.

Me when i drink enough water and my pee is clear.

Omg stop looking at my butt.

Im feeling expensive today.

Im too hot to get into a fight.

I aint scared of shit.

You wish you were me.

Me wishing me the best.

Your energy is reciprocated, celebrated and appreciated here.

Turned all of my Ls into lessons.

Be the reason someone believes in good people.

Be the reason someone believes in good people.

I dont know shit about shit.

What do i bring to the table? Boy, i bought the table.

Sometimes im like o damn im kinda handsome.

Embrace change.

You're not starting from scratch, you're starting from experience.

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